What would be the best cocktail to make with some vodka, cider, potato, cabbage, Drambuie and roast beef?

The cupboards are a bit bare today.

Any other suggestions welcome. I've got spices etc.
What would be the best cocktail to make with some vodka, cider, potato, cabbage, Drambuie and roast beef?
"A sunday roast breezer"
Reply:Sunday lunch. Drink Cider and Drambuie first in copious amounts and then throw all the food in the blender and make a smoothie (you won't care what it tastes like if Cider and Drambuie was in sufficient quantities). Cheers, mate.
Reply:That genuinely turned my stomach. Why can't you have the food on its own.
Reply:mix the vodka cider and drambuie, and eat the other ingredients!
Reply:A "sick pup."
Reply:MERLINS MAGIC - CHUCK IT ALL IN WITH ICE AND A SLICE OF LEMON
Reply:awwwwwwww I would say a drink no one forget drinking sounds like awful mixture to me.

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