2012年2月11日星期六

With gas prices on the rise, how is the market for fat people who eat a lot of cheese, cabbage, and beer?

I'm thinking of picking up a few myself just in case we hit a real crisis. How do you anticipate changes in America, will gas become so expensive that we all have to ride bikes and lose weight? (Funny how things balance out like that). Or will fatness be the most beloved and valued ideal in the world? Either way it should be fun.
With gas prices on the rise, how is the market for fat people who eat a lot of cheese, cabbage, and beer?
Unfortunately, there isn't yet a vehicle that can run on methane, the most common by-product of gassy fat people. You may still reap some benefit by using them to heat your home, via burning the methane or as heat generators. Have you noticed how much fat people sweat? It's because they're like furnaces - they generate a lot of heat. Pile a few in your bed and you'll stay warm all night!
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